Quote of the day

January 08, 2008 I rode the exercise bike this morning for an hour and a half. If it was a real bicycle, I would have been in Belgium by now. — Allison Janney in The West Wing

January 08, 2008 I rode the exercise bike last night for an hour and a half. If it was a real bicycle, I would still be in Fairbanks, Alaska. --Donna J in The (Farthest) North Wing

Quote of the Day

I long to accomplish a great and noble tast, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. ~Helen Keller, letter to a five-year-old

Japanese prisoners are being mistreated!

I just can't sleep at night knowing that those poor people in overcrowded prisons in Japan are being forced to wear unstylish pajamas! Someone call Gucci and order something with some jewel tone stripes instead of the old drab grey. Oh but someone needs to tell those prisoners that vertical strips are best because they make you look thinner. You should only where horizontal stripes if you are a wafer thin model and want to emphasize your curves.

They also complained that their cells are too small and they wish to receive bread with their dinner instead of rice or noodles. Oh, and they don't want to receive their room service until afer 6pm.

Newsgram! You are in prison IN Japan. Do you think you should be able to sit around eating homemade bread made by Martha Stewart and learn how make a pancho????


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